The Inadequate Envelope Part 210 July 2009 [Name and address omitted to protect the guilty]The Inadequate Envelope Part 2
Dear Mr B:
Enclosed with this letter is a single #10 envelope containing - just barely - what I sincerely hope is the entire collection of cover-thine-arse documents relating to the financial statements of X Corporation for the year ended 31 December 2008.
The envelope in question is white and is printed on one side with your mailing address and prepaid postage indicia. I describe it in detail lest you mistake it, in its current stuffed state, for a brick, which it closely resembles in size, shape and mass.&n
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As usual we will use prenumbered two-part inventory tags. Our warehouseman will purchase an insufficient quantity of tags and make up for it by digging out the unused tags from last year's count. Everyone will then blame the printing company for selling us tags with duplicate tag numbers.
Counts of the storerooms will commence in mid-December as time permits. Items counted in previous years have been packaged and sealed with the counts written on the packages. Where such packages are still sealed, these counts will be accepted as gospel so past years' errors may be perpe
The Inadequate Envelope9 October 2008The Inadequate Envelope
[Name and address omitted] [to protect the guilty]
Dear Mr B ...
Enclosed are a signed Business Consent Form and seven (!!!!!!!) confirmation letters relating to the engagement for X Corporation for the year ended 31 May 2008. We are also returning the half-score of “sign here” stickers that made these documents look like victims of the Yellow Plague. We are not returning the #10 envelope which was so tragically inadequate to contain all the slices of dead tree that you asked us to return – it ruptured under the pressure and we were forced to put
Twilight Chapter 12 Rewritten12. BALANCINGTwilight Chapter 12 Rewritten
“BILLY!” Charlie called as soon as he got out of the car. “I'm going to pretend that you drove yourself here in a big pickup truck that's worth more than your three-room house. That way, I can pretend I didn't see Jake behind the wheel of that borrowed car.”
I went inside, turned on the lights, and then watched anxiously at the door while Charlie and Jacob helped Billy out of the car and into his wheelchair. I backed out of the way as the three of them hurried in, tracking mud all over the floor.
“This is a surprise
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"If ignorance is bliss, you'd think more people would be happy when you tell them they're an idiot."
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"If ignorance is bliss, you'd think more people would be happy when you tell them they're an idiot."
Sad thing is I barely read anymore. I'm too busy writing/editing or drawing. I did read a book from the Nightworld series while I was in the tub on Saturday.
I have a LKH book coming in from Amazon, Axion man (another from Amazon), and I have another LKH non-AB book and the rest of the Nightworld series to read...oh and there's the book ~jbrobb's son lent me: Pride and Prejudice...And Zombies.
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"If ignorance is bliss, you'd think more people would be happy when you tell them they're an idiot."
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"If ignorance is bliss, you'd think more people would be happy when you tell them they're an idiot."
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Snicket noted this to me and I'm passing it on.
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"If ignorance is bliss, you'd think more people would be happy when you tell them they're an idiot."
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